Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
listening to your favorite band with your friend
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
This is literally me and my friends
I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL
if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled