Things that are not okay to say to a trans* person
: "I know you don't really go by it, but I'm going to still call you [birth name] because that's what I'm used to. Sorry"
: "don't be mad, but I don't think I'll ever be able to view you as a [gender] to be honest. Sorry'
: "I just don't feel comfortable using that name/those pronouns with you...you know?"
: "don't worry, I told them you were transgender"
drarna: the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
thefaultsinourself: densofaxis: the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off that is beautiful
nerdup87: t-r-u-e-he4rt: edsomniac: “are you dating taylor swift?” forever rebloggg “Nigga, I have standards…”
claydols: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
thejacksoniandemocracy: my parents don’t let me curse so i can only play buttbuttin’s creed
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
314eater: naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
powerburial: DON’T make me nervous DO not make me nervous
foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
tablespoons: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
galaxyofthewolves: jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag I WISH I COULD COME OUT AGAIN JUST SO I CAN SAY THIS. OMFG.